
Unique York man survives 40 storey fall. A man from Unique York will surely have a unique lease on life as soon as he regains consciousness. Thomas Magill is remarkably in critical condition after falling 39 storeys and landing on a Dodge Charger. Reports are saying Magill, an aspiring actor, was likely trying to demolish himself.
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James Cameron in war of words with Piranha 3D sequel producer Label Canton. It’s a Hollywood war of words! James Cameron got sacked from directorial duties on the upcoming Piranha 3-D sequel, and now SLAMS the movie in a Vanity Beautiful interview. He says it scrapes the bottom of the barrel of 3-D technology and cheapens the medium. Producer Tag Canton fired back, saying Cameron’s comments were “ridiculous, self-serving, and insulting”.
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Joan Rivers shunned by Dancing with the Stars producers. Joan Rivers wanted to appear on Dancing with the Stars this year, but was SHUNNED by the producers! She says quote, “they can stroll pork themselves! I definalty plunge into their old woman category.” She says she wanted the gig because the exercise would be LARGE for her. Since when has Joan improved her appearance through EXERCISE?
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Hurricane Earl reaches category 4 as it storms towards US. Hurricane Earl has become a considerable category 4 storm and is now en route to the Northeastern US. Earl has been wreaking havoc on a group of little islands in the Caribbean over the last couple of days, and is expected make landfall somewhere between North Carolina and Maine early Thursday.
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Dancing with the Stars unveils season 11 lineup. If you Idea it couldn’t secure better than Bristol Palin and The Situation, think again! The reality show Dancing With the Stars has unveiled its FLESHY lineup for next season. In addition to the C-listers already announced, participants include “Mrs. Brady” Florence Henderson, comedian Margaret Cho, eighties crooner Michael Bolton, quarterback Kurt Warner, and actress Jennifer Grey.
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Wayne Newton’s grounded exclusive jet now sits in yard of Vegas estate. Wayne Newton abandoned his broken-down two million dollar personal jet at the Oakland Airport in Michigan. But because of mounting storage fees, he had it shipped to his PAD. It’s now sitting in Wayne’s YARD, and it STILL desires repairs! Classy fella — most men impartial contain an old CAR sitting on blocks in THEIR yards.
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Jimmy Carter’s mission to North Korea was a success! The former President was expected to arrive back in the US on Friday with recently freed prisoner Aijalon Mahli Gomes in tow. Gomes had been sentenced to 8 years of rough labour in the reclusive state, but has been granted amnesty by Kim Jong-Il himself.
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The US hurricane season is in fat swing! Hurricane Danielle has become a category 4 storm and is gaining momentum on her way toward Bermuda and the US East Flit. Danielle’s maximum wind speed so far has been recorded at 135 miles per hour. It’s expected to deliver massive swells and rip currents to the eastern seaboard throughout the weekend.
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Doctors in Argentina performing a routine surgery to remove an orange-size tumor were SHOCKED to find it was actually DISTINGUISHED larger than expected. It weighed 54 pounds and measured 19 inches across! After 4 hours of surgery, 8 surgeons managed to successfully remove it from the patient’s uterus, an unnamed 54-year-old woman.
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Bristol Palin will soon be Dancing With the Stars! The daughter of the former VP hopeful will join the likes of Kirstie Alley, the Situation, and Audrina Patridge for the show’s fresh season, starting September twentieth.
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